About Us
The Slick Touch LLC started with a debt you don’t want to know, a Milwaukee backpack, G-ma’s car, and a felon owner. My mission? To make The Slick Touch
synonymous with no shortcuts, no bullshit, and absolute perfection. I may not always show up when I say I will, but I always show up—and when I do, the job gets done right. Discrimination has no place here, and neither does mediocrity.
"Good Business, Bad Ass Attitude" is my motto, inspired by a Starlito song and my no-nonsense approach. I’ve got an attitude, sure—but it’s reserved for when it’s deserved. I don’t fake it to make it. If I don’t know something, I’ll tell you straight up. My other motto, "Patiently Perfecting Perfection," reflects my commitment to doing things the right way. People often tell me, "It doesn’t have to be perfect." They’re right—but if I’m doing it, it’ll be as close to perfect as I can make it, every single time.
At The Slick Touch, we’re here to keep your gym running and communities moving. Whether you’re running a massive gym or just trying to turn your life around with a treadmill, you deserve service you can trust. When your equipment breaks, call me. I’ll fix it better than the factory sent it out. No shortcuts. No setting you up for failure. Just reliable service and a commitment to keeping fitness accessible for everyone.
Long-term, I want to build a team that carries this same mindset forward. Right now, it’s just me—learning everything I can about business while staying true to my values. I believe in teaching and passing on what I’ve built to people who share my passion for quality and integrity. The goal isn’t just to grow but to grow the right way—staying grounded in the principles that got The Slick Touch here in the first place. Whether it’s one person or a whole team, the commitment will always be the same: delivering results you’ll respect and service you can trust.
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